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Joke of the Day

"What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02? ...six more weeks of bad hockey!"

"If you have your Twitter account linked to Facebook I don't think you understand what it is we do here."

"For Sale : Crystal Ball Cant see any future in keeping it"

"What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate? I find it a tad one-sided."

"What do you call a cellphone company that uses nuclear power? Cher-Mobile"

"Today we our throwing one of our Asian employees a supplies birthday party. I got him a highlighter."

"It's so awkward when a man texts you to come over and you have to pretend like you weren't already inside their house."

"What did the Boston Marathon bombers do that Hitler couldn't? successfully end a race."

"PRO TIP: Using a Starbucks cup to ask for change makes me think I'm worse off than you"

"Leave the past behind. Smile every day. Never wear underwear. I don't know. Inspirational statuses are hard"