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Joke of the Day
"What does it mean when a groundhog sees a maple leaf on feb. 02? ...six more weeks of bad hockey!"
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"There are 364 days until Christmas and people already have their Christmas lights up. Unbelievable...."
"Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was a registered 6 offender"
"You people that are getting laid regularly either need to keep that stuff to yourselves or be more descriptive."
"I like my coffee like I like my slaves... Black"
"Why is the bat-boy the luckiest guy on the baseball team? Because when he grows up he will be Batman."
"As a husband and father, it troubles me that prisoners are still being given time in solitary confinement when I would gladly pay for some."
"A man tried to write with a broken pencil... But it was pointless"
"I used to be called the mushroom in high school Because I was a real fungi. (Don't hate me)"
"My fortune cookie reads ""I peed in your fried rice"" and it's hand written..."