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Joke of the Day
"Awwww, she looks so sweet and peaceful when she's not yelling. -my kids, watching me sleep"
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"What's in an STD salad? green pees"
"New Italian Navy Why does the new Italian Navy use glass bottoms in their ships? So the can see the old Italian Navy."
"What's the most dishonest place on earth? The Library"
"On the subject of jokes we made up as kids, what do you call a group of hams? A meating!"
"Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? Wouldn't you if your name was Hhuuuurrrnnnnggg."
"What do you call Winnie The Pooh's grandmother? Poohnanni"
"Don't you guys just hate it when a sentence doesn't end like you think it pineapple?"
"Did you hear about Jon Snow dropping his new Apple product? And now his watch has ended."
"Waiter there is a fly in my soup ! Yes sir thats the manager the last customer was a witch doctor !"