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Joke of the Day
"I don't see the problem with suicide.. For me at least, it seems like a self solving issue."
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"A German walks into a bar and asks for a martini. The bartender asks, ""Dry?"" The German replies, ""Nein, just one."""
"What's the difference between a bag of coke and a baby? Eric Clapton would never let a bag of coke fall out the window."
"What did the nurse who knocked on the pregnant lady's door say? Womb Service!"
"What do you call a slutty potato chip? A Free-to-lay"
"What is it called when you sleep talk about your subconscious feelings ? A Freudian Sleep."
"My brother won a TV quiz show by bribing the guy who sets the questions. He's a criminal mastermind."
"Jared from Subway Apparently Subway is removing the foot long from the Kids menu"
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"Ebay is great! I just ordered a chicken and an egg. We shall see what one comes first."