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Joke of the Day
"What idiot called him Steve Jobs instead of Mac Daddy"
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"Lorena Bobbit and Jeffery Dahmer This is an old one... What did Jeff say to Lorena after she cut her husband's penis off? You gonna eat that?"
"I am quite old, so I wasn't shocked today during a thorough inspection to find that I had a gray pubic hair. The other people on the elevator seemed pretty surprised, though."
"What has two feet, two hands, two eyes, and two noses? Two pirates."
"Came back from the doctor and told my wife that I was perfectly healthy and I could've sworn she mouthed the word ""crap""."
"What's it called when a pig kills itself? Soooey!-cide"
"In order to stop all the black lives matter protests Just play the national anthem on repeat, they will all sit down or kneel."
"spit your drink at the person sitting across from you and tell them it's because you were laughing at this."
"Those ""Run Hillary, Run!"" bumper stickers are selling incredibly well Democrats put them on the back of their cars, Republicans put them on the front!"
"I haven't had anything to eat all year. It's 12:01 January 1st where I am"