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Joke of the Day

"Reports coming in from Detroit that during his visit to the church, Trump was AXED.... ....a lot of questions."

"What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral? Mourning wood."

"You look so young... what is your secret? I am fifteen."

"I broke up with this cross eyed girl... I thought she was seeing someone else."

"I hate when I'm cruising in my convertible, hair blowing in the wind, then realize I'm just sitting on my ride-on lawnmower. Drunk. Again."

"Why did the blind man's alphabet soup only have 25 letters in it? Because he can't ""C"""

"How do your organize a space party? You planet! (It won't turn out well though because it has no atmosphere.)"

"What state is the highest on every top 50 list? Colorado."

"I'm so old that I was the tv remote when I was a kid"

"People are like snowflakes. When they pile up on my car windshield, it's difficult to drive."