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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None, they'll just beat the room for being black."

"I never cry over spilt milk. But, beer? That shit's totally different."

"What do Donald Trump and his chromosomes have in common? There is one too many of them."

"When Jedi characters get divorced Do they call it deforced?"

"My dad told me this one: What do you call a room full of 50 lesbians and 50 nuns? 100 people who don't do dick."

"How many Vietnam War Veterans does it take to change a lightbulb? You don't know man, you weren't there!"

"Pick something up. You just applied more force on that object than the gravity of an entire planet. Earth, do you even lift?"

"I just changed a light bulb with a beer in my hand if anyone needs a man for something."

"Yo momma's so dumb... ...she voted for Trump."

"Everyone wants a white Christmas... but all Christmases matter!!!"