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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form? An informant"
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"toothpaste is a big scam. if ur tooth falls out, it stays out. toothpaste Will Not paste it back in."
"How do you Think the Unthinkable? With an Itheburg."
"The host of Dirty Jobs may have balls of steel... But he's got a Mike Rowe penis."
"Nobody ever explained similes to me; I honestly cannot tell you what it has been like."
"Are black men becoming an endangered species? No! Endangered species are protected by the law. -Chris Rock"
"What did the dick say to the condom Go away, you make sex less pleasurable and have a higher than acceptable risk of breaking."
"Any day now Trump and Pence are going to pull off their masks and reveal that they're Kang and Kodos from The Simpsons"
"Donald Trump can't take any criticism... At this point he's such a pussy about it he may as well just grab himself."
"It's official. I hate Nickelback more than terrorism."