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Joke of the Day
"I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn't stop counting. I often wonder what she's up to now."
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"What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch? It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage."
"Sex therapists have invented a new long lasting, alcohol based, vaginal gel and lubricant. Campaigners have slammed the move saying it could lead to 24 hour minge drinking."
"I doubt vodka has all the answers But it's worth a shot."
"What's the best thing about having sex with twenty-six year olds? [NSFW] There's 20 of them..."
"Sometimes, when I think about books I touch my shelf"
"Everyone decides to come into my circumference right AFTER I fart. Always."
"Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget..."
"Ugly girls are basically just dudes I'm not allowed to fight."
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