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Joke of the Day
"I left my last girlfriend because she wouldn't stop counting. I often wonder what she's up to now."
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"Doing the splits is easy -- slip on the first snowy step when taking the dog out and let gravity (and panic) make you an Olympic gymnast!"
"(Possible nsfw)Adam was watching Eve.... Masturbate with a fish. God said, great now I'm never gonna get the smell out!"
"In democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes."
"Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces."
"I used the toilet just after my wife and noticed that her shit really does smell of roses. Hardly surprising. She's polished off four tins of the fuckers in the last two days"
"Want to hear a Cosby joke? Wait ... I told it wrong. I wasn't supposed to ask for consent."
"Dr: you have pneumonia Hillary: what's pneumonia Me: *fighting off secret service* not much monia what's pneu with you"
"Silver and lead are sitting at a bar and gold walks in. Silver yells "" au, get outta here! """
"What do you do with 365 used condoms? Roll them into a tire and call it a goodyear"