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Joke of the Day
"When skinny girls say ""I'm so fat"" to fish for a compliment from me, I just agree."
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"1st Cannibal: I don't know what to make of my boyfriend these days. 2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot ?"
"I swear, just as she was falling asleep, my seven-year-old murmured ""giggity."""
"My girlfriend thinks I'm stalking her. Well, she's not my ""girlfriend."""
"What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle? a tire."
"After thinking about how bad the average person is at math I've realized that about 75% of people are worse."
"""But mom! I don't like grandma."" ""Keep quiet, son, and finish your plate."""
"In Canada... ...you are more likely to be killed by a moose than a terror plot. Damn Mooselisms."
"What do you call a slutty potato chip? A Free-to-lay"
"What would the gay guy's version of 50 shades of grey be? 50 shades of heeeeey."