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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school? Doctor."
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"How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill Two and a half Men"
"Have you heard that Magnesium is dating Oxygen? OMg"
"Psychologist: Go to your happy place. Me: *grabs car keys* Psychologist: Where are you going? Me: The liquor store."
"Does liking a sad status update mean I'm sympathetic for them or I like that they are sad?"
"How does every Black joke start?... By looking over your shoulder"
"What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta."
"Does everyone get take 'by mouth' printed on their pills or did the pharmacist look me over and think hmm...this guy might go the other way?"
"How do you get 100 babies into a bowl? A blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips"
"What was Batman's greatest accomplishment? Pulling a Robin out of Bruce Wayne's Dick"