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Joke of the Day
"What do you call someone who barely graduated from med school? Doctor."
Next Joke
"I got a new haircut about a week ago. It's starting to grow on me."
"Bad news for women: there's a glass ceiling. Good news for women: that's one more thing you get to Windex!"
"What's the second fastest thing in the world? Your butthole closing up after a poop. What's the first fastest thing in the world? That one drop of toilet water."
"Why was the origami class cancelled? The school folded."
"*dumps Gatorade on an alligator* How does your family taste you green piece of shit"
"What kind of pants does Mario wear to work? Denim denim denim ;p"
"Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says, ""Dam."""
"Who wins in a race to San Francisco, the lesbian couple or the gay couple? The lesbians. They get there lickity split while the gays are still packin it in!"
"What do you call a brothel riddled with rabies? A frothel"