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Joke of the Day

"How much blow can Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill Two and a half Men"

"What's ISIS's favourite song? Niggas in Paris"

"Canadian court... Do you plead sorry or not sorry?"

"Did you hear about the strawberry jam and grape jelly hooking up? They got marmalaid."

"Shopkeeper: Stop! you can't smoke here. Me: But I bought the it from your shop. Shopkeeper: We also sell condoms but that doesn't mean.. but you don't use them here!"

"Whats the difference between a bug and your mothers vagina? Bear Grylls would eat that bug."

"What if the pilgrims had shot a Bobcat instead of a Turkey? (NSFW) We'd be eating pussy for Thanksgiving!"

"Why is it so hard to find a woman who loves me for me and not the person I lied and manipulated her into thinking I am?"

"Where do Russians get their milk from? From moscow"

"hello secretary? i need you to go to that website where you can combine pokemon and combine mew and squirtle, print it out and bring it here"