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Joke of the Day
"For as long as I can remember... ...I have had memories"
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"My grandparents worked hard to make sure their kids had everything and I'm working hard and not having kids to make sure I keep everything."
"I went to a zoo the other day... All the exhibits were completely empty, except for one dog; it was a shihtzu"
"How do you build suspense in people?"
"My new year's resolution is... ...running at 1680 x 1050"
"I bet earth makes fun of the other planets for having no life"
"What was the musician doing when he was struck by lightning? He was conducting."
"What did the dick say to the condom? Cover me, im going in!"
"Where do spiders play their FA Cup final ? Webley stadium !"
"Why do we always see a Dung Beetle with a ball of shit? Because that's how he rolls. ^^/groan"