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Joke of the Day

"Why are hurricanes sometimes named after girls? because When they come they're wild and wet like hurricanes, but when they go they take your house and car"

"Bisexual girls are like spaghetti. Straight until wet."

"If 8 got laid... she would be fucking without any limits."

"I wish 'You idiot.' was an appropriate way to end a work email."

"""Kids, grandma just had hip surgery so I need to warn you, she's not herself."" *grandma struts in wearing skinny jeans and smoking an E-cig*"

"So Pete Rose is allowed back in Baseball, huh.... Pete...Pete.....Pete. Those rednecks love Pete. He's the white man's OJ but with less murder and robbery."

"You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best."

"Punctuation is the difference between ""Love trumps hate""... and ""Love Trump's hate."""

"Let's take a moment to thank earphones For helping us ignore stupid people all around us."

"Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers? They always miss the shot"