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Joke of the Day

"So Pete Rose is allowed back in Baseball, huh.... Pete...Pete.....Pete. Those rednecks love Pete. He's the white man's OJ but with less murder and robbery."

"I recently broke up with my mobster boyfriend... Turns out he was sleeping with the fishes."

"Q: What do you call Robin Hood's mother? A: Mother Hood."

"What do you call someone who reads in the sun? Well Red."

"What's the difference between a cow and 9/11? You can't milk a cow for 14 years... I'm going to hell."

"My leg goes to sleep as soon as the dog starts humping it. I'm afraid they're married."

"What's black, white, and too fast to see? The perfect mugging."

"What's black and eats pussy? Cervical cancer."

"The Nathan's hot dog eating contest should contain one poisoned hot dog mixed in with the other hot dogs"

"What's the difference between a McDonald's and anal? McDonald's makes your day, anal makes your hole weak."