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Joke of the Day
"If 8 got laid... she would be fucking without any limits."
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"One way to tell if what you're watching isn't really news is if the person is shouting at you."
"El chiste! Did you hear about the Mexican serial killer? He had Loco motives."
"How do u kill a blonde paraplegic with one arm hanging from a tree? Wave"
"Did you hear some expert thieves stole the toilets from the police station? The police were left with nothing to go on."
"You are stuck in a room with Adolf Hitler and Donald Trump. You have a gun with 2 bullets in it, what do you do? *Shoot myself twice*"
"Cop: do you know why I pulled you over? Me: No idea, I'm not black."
"What do you call a compliant volcano? A volcayes."
"According to chemists, alcohol IS a solution..."
"Why do black people talk funny? They don't, it's a miff."