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Joke of the Day
"What is Shakespeare's favourite writing utensil? I don't know, but it was either 2B or not 2B."
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"[Family Dinner] Me: Grandma, please pass the updog. Sister: *Pinches bridge of her nose* Grandma: What's updog? Me: Not much, how about you?"
"A dog with only 3 legs walks into a saloon in the Old West He slides up to the bar and announces: ''I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""
"Dad I spotted a Dalmatian! No need to it already has its own spots!"
"I asked my friend from New Zealand how many times he'd had sex... but he fell asleep before he could tell me."
"I didnt know how to tell this guy at Home Depot his fly was down... and he didnt know how to say thanks when I tried to help him zip it up."
"As you Mature... you learn that you cannot make someone love you.. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.."
"How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house? He's still there."
"Why are all black people tall? Because they're negroes!"
"I'm rabidly against plagiarism, but I guess if you're going to steal something, a Columbus joke at least makes sense"