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Joke of the Day

"I'm rabidly against plagiarism, but I guess if you're going to steal something, a Columbus joke at least makes sense"

"My only fitness goal is to look good enough where if I ever posed naked people wouldn't see it and say, ""Wow, that's so brave of him."""

"What's the perfect time to go to the dentist? Two thirty."

"I shaved my commute time in half by changing my car's horn to sound like gunfire."

"Misty's boss says to her: ""You've been late to work for 5 days straight! You know what this means, don't you?"" ..... ...to which Misty replied ""I SURE do! It means today must be FRIDAY!!!"""

"What are poofists ? If you ask toilet attendant why he/she haven't made more of their life. you get punched into your face by poofists."

"Twitter - to help future generations discover if there's ever been any mental illness in the family."

"What's the difference between a penis and a red light? My girlfriend won't blow a red light."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Abyssinia ! Abyssinia who ? Abyssinia when I get back !"

"What's red and silly? A blood clot."