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Joke of the Day

"I'm rabidly against plagiarism, but I guess if you're going to steal something, a Columbus joke at least makes sense"

"Did you hear about the pig who saved a man's life? There was this guy who was starving to death..."

"What do you call 2 polar bears jerking each other off? Bi-polar"

"Maybe that neighbor without a Wi-Fi password isn't an idiot. Maybe he's generous. And an idiot."

"Next dude that complains about the friendzone will be step-son zoned. I will literally marry your dad and step-son zone you. Try me."

"This year for Kwanzaa, I'm getting my roommate the traditional Kwanzaa toy. A Dr. Dreidel"

"I hear that you're supposed to learn from your mistakes Probably why I'm an only child."

"Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other SSSIIIIIIDDDDDEEEE"

"Q: What two states are opposites? A: Maryland and Misury"

"What has four legs a tail whiskers and flies? A dead cat."