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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a movie about a low-magnitude Iron ion that skips school? Ferrous Bueller's Day Off"

"Have you heard of the Greek version of monopoly? It's called Monopopolous, and you just borrow all the money from the bank. Everybody loses"

"What is the common enemy of frostbite victims and dairy products? Lack-toes Intolerance."

"Dear Reddit, what your least favorite punchlines? Whoops, wrong sub"

"Today my grandpa told me I couldn't even bait a hook. Well he's never been more wrong. I consider myself a master baiter."

"What did the double hand amputee get for Christmas? I don't know, he hasn't managed to open it yet."

"how many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? none. they just beat it for being black!"

"T NOW! what do we want? MORE TIME-TRAVEL JOKES! when do we want them? RIGH - John Freiler"

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world, those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a trinary joke."

"[in car with wife] ""did you take $20 from my purse?"" *sips $3 coffee* no *gets rear ended and $17 worth of sour candy falls out of glovebox*"