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Joke of the Day
"T NOW! what do we want? MORE TIME-TRAVEL JOKES! when do we want them? RIGH - John Freiler"
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"What do Naturopathic doctors use to keep up with their finances? Quackbooks!"
"My favorite knock knock joke Knock Knock Who's there I eat mop I eat mop who. Say it out loud."
"Married sex is a lot like Prison sex... The sex you're wanting, you're not getting. And the sex you're getting, you're not wanting."
"I buy my own f*cking lemons because you know what? life doesn't hand anyone anything for free."
"How'd your trip on the Titanic go? Swimmingly."
"My vaccume cleaner sucks because it doesn't suck... Unlike my other vaccume cleaner, which doesn't suck because it sucks. (co-writing credit to smarties pants u/lord_of_the_realm)"
"There was a black woman who was having period problems. The black woman went to her doctor and the doctor asked her ""whats your flow like?"" and the black woman responded ""linoleum"""
"Fish didn't start smelling till women started swimming Title"
"My pet dog named Doug ran away. Now everybody calls me Doug-less. :("