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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Armenia ! Armenia who ? Armenia every word I say !"
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"Posting pumpkin carving pictures on social media is so last year."
"A racist, a fascist, and an idiot walked into a bar ""What can I get you?"" Asked the bartender. ""I'll just have a water, and make sure the glass is small enough for my hands"" said Donald Trump."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? (Gagging noise) My all time favorite joke."
"There's a doctor here to see you. Doctor who? No, I think it's a non time traveling one."
"So a deer walks out of the woods and says... That's the last time I will ever do that for two bucks"
"Any t-shirt can be an ironic t-shirt if you hate things enough"
"What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza? ~A large pizza can feed a family of four."
"Why did Faraday shop at the discount bird cage store? Because of their great buy one, get one free of charge deals."
"What kind of wine do bears drink? Maulbec"