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Joke of the Day

"How did the farmer find his wife? He tractor down."

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"As a white person, I have a primal fear of getting lost in the snow."
"he died doing what he loved: trying to put socks on with wet feet while standing next to a cliff"
"1) Open a Kinkos style office supply store in Bel Air 2) Name it Fresh Prints 3) Make millions 4) Move to West Philadelphia"
"A preachers son told him he was an atheist the preacher accepted it and was very supportive."
"If I ever found a unicorn it would probably only be about 5 minutes before I put it's horn in my mouth."
"[babies txting] ""my dad's thumb just came off"" lol wtf ""wait its back on again nvm"" ok lmao ""he just stole my nose"" im phoning the police"
"How many people work in your office Less than half"
"What Is The Most Offensive Joke You Have Ever Heard?"
"All this darkness is making me feel like Hellen Keller."