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Joke of the Day

"How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill. Walking Jk Rowling."

"I get scared visiting the ghetto on Google street view."

"How do you call black guy that missed his train? Nigga, you racist!"

"Damn boy are you a banker? Because I really just want you to leave me a loan."

"What's the problem with an invisible penis? You never see it coming."

"My Altima's name is Liam Nissan"

"LIAM NEESON: I have a peculiar set of skills. ME: I think the line is 'particular'. LIAM NEESON: Nope! *He rollerblades away juggling dogs*"

"I made a joke. I had a threesome once... I think I sprained both my wrists"

"Do you know which End she was talking about? My teacher pointed me with her ruler and declared that at the end of her ruler is an idiot. I was suspended for a week for just asking which end!"

"In my spare time I like to read, write, and fall in love with unavailable people."