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Joke of the Day
"*sleeps with the fishes but does not use condom*"
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"When does a hamburger wear a look like a smile button? When somebody says 'Well done'!"
"i'll never forget what mom said when dad told her he thinks we're growing up too fast ""they're in there daring each other to eat dog food"""
"Sean Spicer said the inauguration had the ""largest audience ever."" Then he took it back because your mother left."
"Whats black and white and red all over? A nun in a car accident."
"What did the vegan Neanderthal say when walking in to the woman's bathroom? Chickpea"
"Gabe Newell should be the World President He will prevent World War 3."
"BLOND DOG Q: Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head? A: He's been chasing parked cars."
"Hey, have you heard about.... A gladiator whose arms and legs been cut off in a fight? Well, I heard that he's been disarmed and defeated."
"I lost my virginity when I was in high school, which was awesome... however I was home schooled."