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Joke of the Day
"What type of pants does Mario wear? denim denim denim"
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"what I love about whole foods is you can fit $50 worth of groceries in a stylish evening clutch"
"What illness are you suffering from if you keep seeing cartoon animals who talk? Disney spells."
"Divorces should just be reverse weddings where you get pushed out of a church while your friends steal appliances from your home."
"Want to hear a joke about Nitric Oxide? NO"
"People who ignore your texts are probably just busy looking at pictures of you. Keep trying. It's not weird"
"Does liking a sad status update mean I'm sympathetic for them or I like that they are sad?"
"What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, except for bears, bears will kill you."
"Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people."
"What does a Pirate say on his Eightieth birthday? AYE MATEY!"