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Joke of the Day

"A programmer had a problem... A programmer had a problem. He thought ""I know, I'll solve it with threads!"". has Now problems. two he"

"Wait a minute... Computer! Freeze this porn video! Now, zoom in 900%. Enhance... Enhance... Rotate 360 ... There! NO WEDDING RINGS!"

"My girlfriend just passed away. She was Dutch and always wore inflatable shoes. I'm miserable now that she has popped her clogs."

"What's the difference between a snow-man and a snow-woman Snowballs"

"To the people who don't like me... suck it. To the people that do like me... same thing. "

"Structural Engineering Because architects don't know what physics is."

"What would you call a democrat and republican coming together as one in the bible? A Bernie Bush"

"Maybe if I swallow enough magnets I'll become attractive."

"What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club? Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants..."

"Why do businessmen carry umbrellas? Because umbrellas can't walk."