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Joke of the Day
"Structural Engineering Because architects don't know what physics is."
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"A jew just won the nobel prize. what do you say to him? congrajulations Edit: do those who downvoted know the real spelling of congratulations ?"
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"What has a beginning and an end, but nothing in the middle? Life"