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Joke of the Day

"What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club? Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants..."

"I used to play the triangle in a reggae band but left because it was just one ting after another."

"I always click the unfollow button with my middle finger ."

"[at the aquarium] Son [pointing at a large tank]: daddy what's that Me: tank Son: no what lives in the tank Me: water"

"What do you call it when a British Redditor posts a Showerthought about wiping til the tissue turns red? A bloody shitpost."

"Jamie on FB just took a quiz to find out what type of flower she is. She's a vibrant poppy. Weird, all this time I thought she was human."

"I blew a speaker in my car today yea, he was motivational speaker, it left a bad taste in my mouth but I've been feeling a lot more positive ever since."

"A good way to know if your girlfriend is a lizard is if she eats a bunch of crickets or small birds"

"A truck containing 10,000 unborn fetuses ran off a cliff. Luckily, nobody was injured."

"How does a Chinese man start a religious video? Press pray."