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Joke of the Day

"What are the best clothes to wear to the dance club? Boots and pants and boots and pants and boots and pants..."

"Cough cough sniffle"

"The fact Michael Jackson had to ask Annie if she was OK nearly 100 times in four minutes makes me think she probably wasn't OK."

"What do you call kangarooo jump and play hocky? the fam copter"

"Great Russian Joke What's the difference between a shark and Vladimir Putin? The shark kills to eat, while Putin kills to ""AAAAARRRGGGHHH!!!"" ""Thump"" ...silence..."

"An atheist, a vegan and a crossfitter walk into a bar. I only know because they told everyone within two minutes."

"""Son, I found a condom in your room"" ""Gee, thanks, Grandpa!"" ""Why are you calling me Grandpa?"" ""Because I couldn't find it yesterday."""

"Why were Indians the first people in America? Because they had reservations."

"What do you call an Asian lady sitting on a fence with no arms or legs? Pai-Ling"

"What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? Forty feet of track - all straight!"