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Joke of the Day

"Ok children, what sounds did we hear on our field trip to the farm yesterday?...""Moo!"" ""Bahhh!"" ""Quack Quack""...""Get the Fuk off that tractor!!!"""

"How to you make Holy Water? You boil the hell out it"

"If you ever trip in public... ...get up, laugh a little, and say, ""Whoops, it's been awhile since I inhabited a body."""

"A woman is like a parachute can refuse at any time, that's why you need to have a spare one."

"I admire feminists... Especially those with huge tits and a nice juicy ass."

"So many people want to hit me for my jokes, they have to stand in a punch line."

"Why does a milking stool only have three legs? Because the cow has the udder."

"Why do pedophiles love reddit? There are so many immature assholes."

"Damn girl, are you (Insert here)? Because (Insert here). Now upvote it you simple minded fucks."

"""As long as you append my name to a quote,... people would buy into it and take it seriously."" - Winston Churchill"