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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a Chinese millionaire? Cha Ching"
Next Joke
"What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living? A bad gambler"
"How do you know if a girl is dating a vampire? They only wanna go down on her once a month"
"[confession booth] me: *sneezes* priest: I'm not falling for that one again dan"
"Me: Oh my god, that cat is adorable! She's the cutest kitty I've ever seen! Cat: I just want to be friends."
"My therapist told me to I need to learn to love myself... That would be settling, though- I can do better than that piece of crap!"
"Where do OB/GYNs go to school? Gynecolleges."
"How do black people decide what day to wear airbrushed memorial t-shirts of dead relatives?"
"How did they improve the transportation in Harlem? Moved the trees closer together."
"What does Jeb Bush have in common with a threesome? A lot of people think three bushes is one bush too many."