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Joke of the Day
"How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb? One. We're efficient not funny!"
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"Why do they call it PMSing? Mad Cow disease was already taken."
"A death metal song about an Excel spreadsheet not doing what I want."
"What's the difference between an Iraqi middle school and a terrorist training camp? Fuck if I know, I just fly the drone."
"Chicken pot pie. My three favourite things."
"What does Jean Valjean use to listen to music? Cosettes."
"[orders pizza] Would you also like our cheesy bread, comes with sauce? Are you trying to sell me a side of pizza with my pizza? 2 please."
"How is a Buddhist monk and a bumblebee alike? They are both peaceful, but when pissed off have a tendency to burn."
"I knew a girl so ugly, she fell asleep at a frat party... and she woke up with more clothes on. (Stolen from Big Bang theory, I just love this joke)"
"Snowmen on a hill Two snowmen are standing on a hill and one says to the other ""Smells like carrots..."""