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Joke of the Day
"Why did Microsoft skip from Windows 8 to 10? Because Windows 7 ate 9!!! :D"
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"I just said ""Who's a little biscuit!"" to a puppy tied to a signpost outside a cafe & a homeless guy a few feet away said ""I am."""
"The Bible is so unrealistic, Noah's wife would have never allowed two spiders on that boat."
"Talking to retirees in the complex. They don't care how many followers I have. They're all ""D-Day this, Iwo Jima that."" Guh. UNFOLLOW."
"The First Joke I wrote and Performed http://youtu.be/jENBlYJ6eOk"
"Q: Why do blondes always drink with straws? A: Practice."
"For what I assume is a gambling channel, BET sure has a lot of black people."
"when you walk down on a up escalator, is that time travel? really makes you think"
"What's worse that biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant scorpion."
"Call a woman beautiful a hundred times... Call a woman beautiful hundred times, and she won't remember. But call her fat just *one* time, and she'll never forget. Because elephants never forget."