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Joke of the Day

"I just said ""Who's a little biscuit!"" to a puppy tied to a signpost outside a cafe & a homeless guy a few feet away said ""I am."""

"Whats the easiest way to annoy someone?"

"Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!"

"Prince has died. The artist fully known as alive."

"When I was done filling my tank, a little bit of gas leaked out of the nozzle onto the ground. I actually felt my peener nod with empathy."

"Why did the Jew prefer to sleep in the dark? Because the lights in his house were contolled by a switch"

"YO MAMAS SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD I SAID ""WHAT YAR DOING "" SHE SAID ""MOVING"" !!!"

"[LPT] Choose the song you hate the most as your alarm tone and place your phone as far as possible Then turn your phone off and sleep like a champion."

"What do do you call a Mexican rolling in the sand? A churro."

"Is your refrigerator running? Good, mine too. See you at the refrigerator race tomorrow."