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Joke of the Day
"The Bible is so unrealistic, Noah's wife would have never allowed two spiders on that boat."
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"Didn't manage to catch any fish today... It was a failure."
"A monk refused to use anesthesia during a root canal... Apparently he wanted to transcend dental medication."
"What is Spider-Man's favorite rice? Uncle Bens!"
"Where did Christ get his ripped abs? Cross fit"
"What did the prostitute say to the leper? Thanks for the tip."
"[NSFW?]What do you call 100 Jews on a train? Anything you want because they're not coming back."
"A girl Unfollowed Me !!! A girl unfollowed me wen i replied ""nice one"" to her tweet.I guess i should have said ""nice two"". ;)"
"Why is Donald Trump popular in the Antarctic and Arctic? Because he's doing well in the poles."
"The best joke ever April fools"