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Joke of the Day

"What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!"

"I just discovered the opposite of an orgasm. It was such an anti climax."

"Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch."

"I made a line of soda called Bad Wifi It's not doing so well, everyone keeps saying it isn't refreshing."

"Home Alone is my favorite movie about the inevitable homicidal tendencies that come from prolonged neglect."

"How does a jew get his beer? He brews"

"What do frogs deal? Croakaine"

"Who do you give a lost gun to? The rifle owner."

"What's the deference between and porcupine and a BMW? A porcupine has its pricks on the outside"

"12 Signs You Might Have Leprosy - Number 8 is jaw-dropping!"