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Joke of the Day
"12 Signs You Might Have Leprosy - Number 8 is jaw-dropping!"
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"It seems to be true, particularly in middle America, that those most militant about using up fossil fuels, don't actually believe in fossils"
"Can't trust anyone that refuses to admitnThey are wrong. nnSidenote: I do have a place to hide their bodies."
"I'm opening a restaurant called ""It doesn't matter, whatever you want"" since every girl alive wants guys to take them there."
"So, the mad scientist duo finally succeeded And the universe was destroyed by a pair o' docs"
"what do you get when you cross breed humans and goats... baaa..bies"
"Thank you to whoever has been keeping Keanu Reeves busy with a laser pointer for the last 10 years."
"How did the Jewish Pedophile try to pick up kids? Hey, you kids wanna buy some candy?"
"When asked why he swallowed so much jizz, Rod Stewart would only say: ""My heart can't tell me no"""
"What's the difference between a club and a strip club? A club has a beat that you can dance to, a strip club has a dance that you can beat to."