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Joke of the Day
"How does a jew get his beer? He brews"
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"Bob just couldn't nail his roll down.. .. So he just decided to screw it."
"What does a flaky boyfriend and constipation have in common? They're both assholes who can't commit."
"Ways To Win My Heart: 1) Be smoking hot 2) Be thin 3) Be a pig 4) Be bacon"
"Which company makes the best apple cider? Dicken's. Because everyone wants their Dicken's Cider."
"(OC) Where did the frog say his family came from? ""They are German and a tad-Polish"""
"Researchers found out,... ... after someone finally opened the door."
"Saudi Arabia's justice system is completely different from ISIS.... Just kidding."
"""See, son, when an Ice Ice Man and an Ice Ice Woman love each other very much..."" - Vanilla Ice explaining where Ice Ice Babies come from"
"A sweet treat. I find my sex life is a lot like Nutella. Everyone loves it and has it all the time, and I'm just sitting in bed alone with a box of Ritz crackers."