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Joke of the Day
"Life is NOT a box of chocolates When the box of chocolates end, you get upset..."
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"Girl if you though you saw the whole bakery, you ain't seen muffin yet"
"[Pick Up Line] Is someone calling me, Or are you just that beautiful. Because Something Is vibrating in my Pocket..."
"Girls hope you celebrated Valentines Day responsibly, or you'll be celebrating Thanksgiving in a maternity ward"
"My toddler eats with her right hand but is ambidextrous when it comes to total destruction."
"On my first day of college my dad's only advice was ""don't date any of your teachers!"" Yeah right dad, everyone knows teachers are poor."
"What's better Jesus or a picture of Jesus A picture because it only takes one nail to hang a picture."
"Two condoms are walking down the street... ... and they pass a gay bar. The one condom turns to the other and says ""hey, wanna get shitfaced?"""
"What do you call someone who begs for a free copy of ""Return Of The King""? A free-LOTR"
"Why is there no ""Lets settle this like women""? Because it lasts forever."