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Joke of the Day
"Life is NOT a box of chocolates When the box of chocolates end, you get upset..."
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"Airport Security: has anyone put anything in your luggage without your knowledge, sir? Sir: How the hell am I supposed to answer that?"
"The average person has sex 89 times a year My December is going to be fucking sick"
"What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking. J.k, rolling."
"Oh... I didn't tell you... Then It must be none of your business..."
"I've got a major hate-over after Hitler's birthday yesterday... Needless to say, things got a little heated."
"5 beer 2 Fingers A Faizan Walks Into A Bar, Holds up two fingers, and says ''FIVE Beers_Please''"
"Why do women wear make up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad."
"Dating Q. Why did this OkCupid user never go out on a date? A. ""I couldn't imagine a date could be interested in knowing about me more than this website"""
"""My wife and I were happy for 20 years. Then we met."""