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Joke of the Day
"How do you start a rave in Ethiopia? Staple a piece of bread on the ceiling"
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"I'm a social person. I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know why."
"What's the difference between a peeping tom and a rapist? A rapist doesn't waste time beating around the bush"
"What do Africans eat for lunch? Ebola soup"
"Why do midgets refuse to wear tampons? Because they keep stepping on the string."
"What's the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa goes down the chimney"
"Which two names figure prominently in every Ape's diet? Ben/Anna!"
"What do you call 2 polar bears jerking each other off? Bi-polar"
"Don't let your worries get the best of you; remember, Moses started out as a basket case."
"My 2 year old woke up. 5 minutes of ""Mommy!"" 5 minutes of ""Mommy?"" Said ""Daddy?"" one time & my wife said, ""You should go check on her""."