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Joke of the Day
"Two wrongs don't make a right, but do you know what two Wrights make? An airplane."
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"Writing Tip: Learn the letters. YES all of them. Regardless of what you write they'll come in handy. Try experimenting w/ diff combinations."
"Got all the way to the car and realized I left my keys back at the office The two things I hate most in life: 1. ISIS and 2. Accidental exercise"
"My dog said ""woof"" so I said ""woof"" & now I'm afraid of what I may have agreed to."
"Never Drink Alone Thats why I Skype with people when I'm drinking."
"The story of the co-pilot shows what happens if you don't deal with depresion You will just bring down others"
"I just found out what ballerinas call their dresses. I just put two and two together."
"Worldwide Survey A recent worldwide survey showed that out of 2,158,783,476 people, 95% were too lazy to actually read that number."
"An Irishman applies to a job at a Blacksmiths ""Have you any experience at shoeing horses?"" asks the Blacksmith ""No"" says the Irishman ""but i once told a donkey to fuck off"""
"Did you hear about the hillbilly who was called to testify in court? When he spoke you could only see the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."