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Joke of the Day
"Slow down in those corduroy pants. You'll ignite a bush fire."
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"a Mexican, a German, a Muslim and a Chinese walked into a bar... can anyone finish this joke for me? went out with a group of friends, and this literally happened."
"Two men walk into a bar.. The other man ducks."
"It's about time we, as a sophisticated society, start getting birds to wear diapers."
"I think, therefore I'm single."
"If you don't have a Facebook account, all your high school friends just assume you died."
"A high five is like a regular five that laughs at everything and gets the munchies."