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Joke of the Day
"A high five is like a regular five that laughs at everything and gets the munchies."
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"In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens. In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens. In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen."
"Go piss on a friend. They may have been stung by a jellyfish & are too embarrassed to ask for help. You'll be a hero."
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"How can you spot a vegan in a crowded lunch hall? Don't worry, they'll tell you and every other person there!"
"Cowboy: GIVE ME 3 PACKETS OF CONDOMS PLEASE. CASHIER: DO YOU NEED A PAPER BAG WITH THAT SIR? Cowboy: NAH... SHE AIN'T THAT UGLY!! http://imgur.com/2TKdb"
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"Hookers should use laundry mats as fronts for their brothels They both charge by the load."
"My cute kitten Aww, wrong sub."