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Joke of the Day
"Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It died."
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"If PETA is upset about Lady Gaga's meat dress, wait until they hear about what people do to that stuff in restaurant kitchens."
"Apparently the USA is the biggest contributor to noise pollution in the world My solution: put a silencer in every school"
"Trump's campaign promises That's it"
"Did you hear about the man with 5 penises? His pants fit him like a glove."
"Siri is the only girl that answers my questions without having to ask why.."
"I'm thinking of starting a Death-Metal themed take-away joint that caters to Pirates. I'm gonna call it ""Pizzas of Hate""."
"A baby seal walks into a club... That's it. A baby seal walks into a club. o_o"
"Breaking up with your significant other is like bowling You carry something heavy going into it, and if it goes as planned, you walk away with an X."
"Where do hipsters drown? the mainstream."