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Joke of the Day

"a Mexican, a German, a Muslim and a Chinese walked into a bar... can anyone finish this joke for me? went out with a group of friends, and this literally happened."

"What do you call a gangster Hobbit? Yolo Swaggins"

"I'll play duck-duck-goose and give all gooses. I don't give a duck."

"{Thomas Edison prank call} Is your refrigerator running? ""Yes.."" YOU'RE WELCOME! *click*"

"You strike me as one of those people who show up and debunk all the fun in the last 2 minutes of an otherwise scintillating UFO TV program."

"What was the name of King Arthur's fattest knight? Sir Cumference. (He ate too much pi)"

"Have you read the book about anti-gravity? Much like that one book, Old Yeller, it's pretty damn hard to put down."

"A fair deal A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside."

"Why are mexicans bad firefighters? Because they cant tell jose from hose B"

"Did you hear about the girl that backed into an airplane propeller? Disaster"