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Joke of the Day

"Adam gave Sally 3 flowers and 1 stuffed animal. Kristen gave Sally 5 flowers and 2 stuffed animals. What does Sally have? cancer."

"Yes Grandma, I'm almost positive Arachnophobia is not the fear of people from Iraq"

"Q. What is good for your soul but not your soles? A. Linedancing!"

"I like my reddit jokes like I like my coffee... Dark and tasteless."

"My wife has been missing for two days now. Police have told me to expect the worst. So I went to the charity shop to buy her clothes back."

"Why don't blind people go skydiving? It scares the hell out of the dog."

"What do you call 200 white men chasing a black man? The PGA Tour."

"6, that's SIX, people emailed everyone at work with the SAME information which has resulted in 48 replies and now I wanna quit my job."

"I can hear my cat's stomach growling in D#... I better get him a tuna."

"What were the redditor's last thoughts at suicide-bomber camp? Wow, this really blew up, thanks guys!"