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Joke of the Day

"What makes a feminist prostitute angry? She gets payed less than the transsexual prostitute."

"When I catch my dog sleeping, I shave dicks into his fur."

"So I met this really nice girl at the zoo! She was a keeper."

"If you have sex with a girl on Monday then your boy has sex with her on Tuesday, did he retweet her vagina?"

"I got my mind on my monkey and my monkey on my back."

"i was about to smoke a joint in the park but then i saw a sign that said ""keep off the grass"" and felt judged."

"Did you know that 82% of women have used vibrators? The other 18% have new ones..."

"59 days until Christmas. I better start untangling the lights."

"I will force my way into an inside joke and kill the fun before I let two people laugh about something I don't get."

"Apple announces iPhone bug that allows it to be hacked with a single click, in a 'more intuitive and natural way than an Android bug'."