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Joke of the Day
"Why do pirates like girls with small tits? Because they always search for sunken chests"
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"A man told his doctor he has a small problem The doctor replied: ""Is it your penis?"""
"I can never tell if a mother duck is being dutifully followed by her ducklings or chased by a gang of young duck criminals."
"My friend and I were hiking... Me: ""That's a huge rock over there!"" Him: ""Boulder."" Me: **""That's a huge rock over there!""**"
"What time does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? ""Tennish"""
"How do you catch an Elephant? Dig a hole, fill it with ashes, and line the outside with peas. So when the Elephant comes to take a pea, you can kick him in the ash hole."
"How do you know if the wool in your socks came from New Zealand? They've already got cum stains before you open the package."
"What kind of furniture do pigs like best? Overstuffed."
"Hey Ernie, want some Ice Cream? Sure Bert! XD"
"Why can't bicycles stand on their own? Because they are two tired."