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Joke of the Day

"0 Two muffins baking in the oven. One says ""Bloody hell! It's hot in here."" The other spins around..... ""AAAHHHHHH!!! A TALKING MUFFIN!!!!! GET ME OUT!!!!"""

"What do they eat for breakfast in africa? Ebola cereal"

"What Do You Call A 7 Second Minecraft Video? VINECRAFT DO IT FOR THE MINE XD"

"Getting back with your ex is like taking a shower and putting back on your dirty underwear."

"Sorry for releasing thousands of shrieking bats at your wedding. Sometimes I don't know what to do with my hands."

"A man started a business in Afghanistan. He's making landmines that look like prayer mats. ""It's going well,"" he said. ""Prophets are going through the roof."""

"Plot twist: name your pets after passwords."

"My boss just informed me that a birthday is not a legitimate excuse to start drinking at 8am."

"My friend Roy made up this joke, so goddamn proud Why did the beer get bottled? He was trying to dodge the draft."

"How long does it take a Mexican to build a.... And he's done."