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Joke of the Day
"What did the composer say on a date? ""I'm a Classic Romantic....I'm also Baroque."""
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"""Fuck unions!"" he furiously typed... On his day off."
"I caught my nephew doing drugs with me last night."
"What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away? Microwave."
"DO NOT expect a ""Bless You"" after your 3rd sneeze. Get that shit under control."
"[Murderer in the middle of murdering me] Can you put your phone down for 2 seconds while I'm murdering you I mean really"
"I call my genitalia the Severance Package... After its seen it usually ends relationships."
"Ireland is beautiful Too bad Irish people live there"
"What color is the wind? Son: ""What color is the wind?"" Mom: ""The wind is the wind, it had no color. It's transparent"" Dad: ""The wind is blue"" Mom: ""Blue? How so?"" Dad: ""Because the wind blew"""
"why do farts stink? so deaf people can enjoy them too."