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Joke of the Day
"My boss just informed me that a birthday is not a legitimate excuse to start drinking at 8am."
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"I am the Dread Pirate Roberts of poverty. Taking ever increasing doses, hoping that one day I'll become immune."
"What's the worst thing you can say to a Jewish bread delivery man? What's the challah cost?"
"Why has Stonehenge been there since 2000 BC? because it's stoned."
"The only people who received awards for African American Achievement at my brother's 5th grade graduation were black. Fucking racism."
"Just left a note on the ex's car saying ""I STILL LOVE YOU"" hope it doesn't go unnoticed. I keyed it in pretty deep."
"I'm planning on being more spontaneous in the future"
"Did you see that new porno with the invisible man? He came out of nowhere!"
"What's the Welsh word for shearing a sheep? Foreplay"
"When they came out Fanny packs were the new hip thing."