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Joke of the Day
"Getting back with your ex is like taking a shower and putting back on your dirty underwear."
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"Why did the semen cross the road? I put on the wrong sock this morning."
"What do you call a dyslexic insomniac philosopher? A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog."
"What did the dead magician say? Abra-cadaver"
"My wife wanted me to go shopping, but I had a headache... I must have caught it from her last night when we didn't have sex."
"Whats the hardest part about eating vegetables? The wheelchair"
"They say being a hostage is hard But I could do that with my hands tied behind my back."
"As seen on a masonry truck Cement shop robbed, police investigators find no concrete evidence"
"I firmly believe in taking care of one's body... That's why I protect mine in a thick layer of fat."
"How does a frog greet a rabbit during the holiday season? Hoppy holidays, and have a hoppin New Hare! Happy holidays everyone."